July 2011
45 posts
"Hey, know any good jokes about sodium?" "Na."
I zinc we’re better than that, guys.
One of the better jokes I’ve xenon here
It’s not their fault all the good jokes argon.
who is manganese jokes?
Please, don’t make me sulfur through this.
where is the person that made these awful puns
I want to barium
Pop Punk's Not Dead Tour To Be Announced Monday
New Found Glory have begun teasing the Pop Punk’s Not Dead Tour. While rumors of which bands will be playing have made their way across the Internet, nothing has been confirmed. The tour will however be announced on Monday, so keep an eye out!
“I want a soulmate who can sit me down, shut me up, tell me ten things I don’t already know, and make me laugh. I don’t care what you look like, just turn me on. And if you can do that, I will follow you on bloody stumps through the snow. I will nibble your mukluks with my own teeth. I will do your windows. I will care about your feelings. Just have something in there.”
—Henry Rollins (via serialstranger)
“I want to meet a woman that will make me stop and listen to what she has to say. I want a woman who will make my jaw drop in awe. A woman that has little time for me. One who does not throw herself at me. One who respects herself who has a sense of herself. Where is she?”
—Henry Rollins (via oneimaginarygirrl)
“We do not believe in ourselves until someone reveals that deep inside us something is valuable, worth listening to, worthy of our trust, sacred to our touch. Once we believe in ourselves we can risk curiosity, wonder, spontaneous delight or any experience that reveals the human spirit.”
—e.e. cummings (via alexismarie)
“Does it break my heart, of course, every moment of every day, into more pieces than my heart was made of, I never thought of myself as quiet, much less silent, I never thought about things at all, everything changed, the distance that wedged itself between me and my happiness wasn’t the world, it wasn’t the bombs and burning buildings, it was me, my thinking, the cancer of never letting go, is ignorance bliss, I don’t know, but it’s so painful to think, and tell me, what did thinking ever do for me, to what great place did thinking ever bring me? I think and think and think, I’ve thought myself out of happiness one million times, but never once into it.”
—Jonathan Safran Foer (via severedheadmedusa)
